Found about 638 opinions about Penis.
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A Man's Conversations With His Penis Through 3 Stages of Life
(28 May 2009)
Stolen from CH:
Early Adolescence
Penis: HEY MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON?
Brain: Nothing, just calm down. I'm wearing sweatpants and we're right in the middle of class.
Penis: BRO, LOOK AT ALL THESE CHICKS. LET'S HAVE SEX WITH THEM. ALL OF THEM.
Brain: We're definitely not gonna do that.
Penis: YO THAT VOLCANO DIORAMA LOOKS LIKE A BOOB. WE SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH IT.
Brain: Please go back to sleep.
Penis: F*CK NO. I'M AMPED.
Brain: But I've gotta do a presentation. Everyone's going to see you...
Penis: DO...
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Penis Enlargement pills...
(31 May 2009)
Well i was watching tv and saw some adds for penis enlargement pills. Im around 6-6.5 inches and wouldent mind being longer..but i wasnt sure if it works.
Have any of you guys tried it and if you did how well did it work like how many inches did you gain and what brand did you use?
Any opinions on it?
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Conversations with the penis at 3 stages of life
(24 May 2009)
Early Adolescence
Penis: HEY MAN, WHAT’S GOING ON?
Brain: Nothing, just calm down. I’m wearing sweatpants and we’re right in the middle of class.
Penis: BRO, LOOK AT ALL THESE CHICKS. LET’S HAVE SEX WITH THEM. ALL OF THEM.
Brain: We’re definitely not gonna do that.
Penis: YO THAT VOLCANO DIORAMA LOOKS LIKE A BOOB. WE SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH IT.
Brain: Please go back to sleep.
Penis: F*CK NO. I’M AMPED.
Brain: But I’ve gotta do a presentation. Everyone’s going to see you…
Penis: DON’T CARE.
Brain: P...
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Penis, banana, berry.
(24 Jun 2009)
Penis, banana, berry. I'm fucking poor, can barely afford rent, don't know how I'm going to pay my bills let alone feed myself. Life is fucking gay right now and I don't know what the fuck to do about it, there ain't fuck all jobs around for a fat antisocial unskilled lazy cunt. I got no problem with working, it's finding work that fucks me. Just thinking about looking makes me want to skip town and go bush.
I quit one job with heaps of hours cos I fucking hate the cunts, I find a nice job with...
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Whale Penis Intake?
(08 May 2009)
I've been thinking about getting a whale penis intake for my 92 DA just wondering if any of you have one on your 2nd gen? And if so what do you think about it? I know I have to relocate the battery first but I haven't done it yet because I haven't chosen an intake. Also if not the whale penis what would you guys recommend for a good short ram intake? I am open to cold air also if there is one that totally rocks...
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EA Plans Celebration for 1,000,000th Spore Penis Creature
(19 Apr 2009)
EA Plans Celebration for 1,000,000th Spore Penis Creature
EA Plans Celebration for 1,000,000th Spore Penis Creature
Spore might not be all over the news anymore since it's been released, but it certainly hasn't petered out. Thousands of new creatures are created daily, several of which are approximations of pop culture icons or even inanimate objects. However, no person, character, or object has seen the fan devotion of the human male anatomy's most important member: the penis. Since the early...
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Unusual bump/lump on penis
(28 May 2009)
Hey,
While masturbating yesterday, a bump/lump appeared out of nowhere near the bottom center of my penis . It never happened before. I am a virgin so it cannot be some transmitted disease. It does not hurt and appears bigger while erect, there is a small opening type thing which can be seen when i zoomed in the picture shown below. It has been there since last week. The only reason i can come up is that while masturbating, i tried to masturbate by bending my penis upward a little while erect, m...
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Vid of me rubbing my tiny penis - just got cam for my 18th birthday
(02 Jun 2009)
its still uploading to xtube but i'll post it when im done.
here i am playing with my little penis.. i used to get made fun of a lot by girls in highschool because of how small it is.. They would tell the other girls about it and no girl wanted to date the guy with a tiny dick. It was also really embarassing when I had to take a shower in the gym locker room, and if I tried to hide it by not taking a shower everyone would say "haha he didnt take a shower because he was too scared of people seein...
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Mens Chat What is a plaesurable penis size for a girl ?
(25 Apr 2009)
What is a plaesurable size for a girl. By size I mean penis size. If need be tell a story bout it but not if u dont need to. Replies(12) ETBS replied on July 10th, 2008 New User All women are different.
Some enjoy deep penetration. If you are unable to do this yourself you might want to consider buying a vibrator that you can use on her while you stimulate other areas such as her clitoris or around her anus, whatever she's comfortable with....
Some women are able to bring themselves to orgasm wi...
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Penis, banana, berry.
(24 Jun 2009)
Penis, banana, berry. I'm fucking poor, can barely afford rent, don't know how I'm going to pay my bills let alone feed myself. Life is fucking gay right now and I don't know what the fuck to do about it, there ain't fuck all jobs around for a fat antisocial unskilled lazy cunt. I got no problem with working, it's finding work that fucks me. Just thinking about looking makes me want to skip town and go bush.
I quit one job with heaps of hours cos I fucking hate the cunts, I find a nice job with...