Found about 26 opinions about Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
(26 Jun 2009)
Ok so I'm a little bored, here goes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Athiest: There is no evidence that the chicken crossed the road.
MAD: It depends if it was a kingdom chicken or boc boc chicken.
Catholic: The chicken crossed the road in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
Agnostic: Don't know, and I don't care, but everyone else's opinion seems wrong to me.
Evolutionist: Chickens will probably grow wheels one day.
Michael Moore: Fowl play. Was actually a turkey, as explained in th...
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Why did Henry Waxman cross the Road or Wackos gone Wild
(29 Apr 2009)
The unknown comic would lead you to believe: "Henry Waxman crossed the road because he was stapled to the chicken!"
That is simply not true. Henry Waxman has been swept up in the latest craze in Washington D.C. known as "Wackos gone Wild."
Yes, he and his partner, Edward Markey, have written a bill to allow:
" Self-proclaimed victims of global warming or those who "expect to suffer" from it - from beachfront property owners to asthmatics - for the first time would be able to sue the federal gove...
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ANOTHER TIMELESS QUESTION ANSWERED .
(23 Jun 2009)
On Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:56:32 -0700 (PDT), Bullshit Remover <edconrad@edconrad.com
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First, some background music, Maestro
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BOTH ATHEISTS, CREATIONISTS HAVE IT WRONG
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.astro.amateur/msg/15b2f408f49e8501
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HOW "COLOMBO" DISCOVERED AMERICA...
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.astro/msg/9c350823040c0512
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EXTRATERRESTRIALS SUPERVISED CONSTRUCTION OF PYRAMIDS
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.astro/msg/a113359482eaa...
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Why I Love Country
(12 May 2009)
Early one Saturday morning as I was frying up breakfast for my eight-year-old daughter and my brother, I had the pleasure of hearing "It's bad enough I have to listen to country- now I have to watch the videos too?!". I thought to myself- "Did he really have to say that?". You see, since my brother moved in, we could afford to get our cable turned back on. Now, we don't watch much television, but my daughter and I do love to watch CMT's Top 20 Countdown, the Detroit Pistons, and- on occassion- T...
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For The Win! Mavsys Extreme Experiment
(06 Jun 2009)
Fo r T he Wi n!
Mavsys Extreme Experiment
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SkitZ : We're back at it once again, FTW Fanatics! Yes I know we were just here the other day but WWE schedules these damn PPVs so fucking close together that we're constantly on duty. Mavsy is wandering around somewhere. Show yourself!
Mavsy : *Mavsman materializes from out of nowhere* The dark...
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The Ultimate Chuck Norris Fact List
(02 Jun 2009)
THE CHUCK NORRIS FACTS ©
1. Chuck Norris made you read this!
2. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
4. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuc...
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TR- Tennessee (Absurdly Long for the Amount of Actual fishing Involved)
(13 Apr 2009)
On Mon, 13 Apr 2009 15:56:21 -0500, George Cleveland <georgecleveland@nospam.msn.com
Long car trips aren't my favorite activity. There is the tedium, of
course, and the local auto cultures you pass through, which you
inevitably experience as drivers doing strange things at unexpected
times. There is always the constant, niggling fear that your own car
will experience the automotive equivalent of Sudden Cardiac Arrest
and you'll be stranded hundreds of miles away from "your people"
amongst...
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A N Wilson: Why I Believe Again
(28 Apr 2009)
On Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:25:52 +1000, **Rowland Croucher** <rccroucher@contactemailonwebsite
Why I believe again
A N Wilson
Published 02 April 2009
A N Wilson writes on how his conversion to atheism may have been similar
to a road to Damascus experience but his return to faith has been slow
and doubting
Unlike his conversion to Atheism, Wilson's path back to faith has been a
slow one
By nature a doubting Thomas, I should have distrusted the symptoms when
I underwent a “conversion ex...
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IUW Presents: Hazard (5/17/09)
(18 May 2009)
Steve Sampson: Hello everybody, and welcome to Hazard!! Tonight we will see both the Next Generation, and the World titles be defended. As well as the in ring debut of Phantasm.
Frank Son of Dad Jacobson: Yeah should be interesting to see The Vigilante take apart Stamos tonight.
Steve Sampson: Well that remains to be seen doesnt it? We have an action packed show folks!
Out from behind the curtains comes one half of BTP, Terrence Jackson. Hes wearing a suit and tie, sunglasses on and holding...
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Breaking the Cycle (PG-13)
(21 May 2009)
Author: Kimmie
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Sometime in beginning of Season 8. No spoilers specifically.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. All rights, title, characters and storylines belong to Millar & Gough, Shuster & Siegel, DC Comics and WB.
Author's Note: I had orignially written this over the summer when a fellow Cloiser had requested that a fic be written that brought closer to Clana so obviously this precluded anything that had happened in Odyssey, Bride, Bulletproof, Power & Requiem but I thought I...