[posted on eGullet 2003-2004] The minibar at Café Atlantico is an amazing experience that anyone serious about food must try once (you folks may wish to get your reservations in now because this is going to be the biggest thing in DC since the Monument). No matter what I say here, you owe it to yourself to go - this is something to experience, to learn from and to make up your own mind about. Yes, some 34 tastes or thereabouts, beginning with a Binaca spray-can full of mojito, and ending with a...

Heeya All! This is my first post and i would like to share my story. For some reason, i feel optimistic today so i won't dwell too much on self pity, negativity, and depression I experienced for the better part of my entire life. First, I'm a 24yr old male living in some shithole country. I've had BB for 13 years and counting. Ive had a normal life until the start of my 6th grade (11yrs old) when i contracted BB from whatever hell it came from. Before this, i was one of the noisiest and most act...

Rush Limbaugh: The man who's always Right Global warming? A hoax. Barack Obama? A disaster. John McCain? A winner. So says Rush Limbaugh, America's most listened-to and influential – not to mention richest - radio personality. But will America prove him wrong in the US elections on Tuesday? Interview by Nigel Farndale. Although Rush Limbaugh doesn't actually work from a bunker, he does have a bunker mentality. His studio is on the third floor of a (purposefully) anonymous building 100 yards off...

I have to be our Squadron Staff Duty Officer today. What's that mean? I have to sit at my desk for 24 hours on the weekend without TV or sleep as the Commander's represenative in case anything goes wrong, and most cool websites (at least any with streaming media) are blocked out on DoD computer networks, along with facebook. So, I'm looking for SFW entertaining websites to pass the time. Also, I found this hilarious list online about a Specialist "Skippy" who made a list of things he was no long...

* 1. You are a rapist if you get a girl drunk and have sex with her. * 2. You are a rapist if you find a drunk girl and have sex with her. * 3. You are a rapist if you get yourself drunk and have sex with her. Your drunkenness is no excuse. * 4. If you are BOTH drunk you may still be a rapist. * 5. If she’s alternating between puking her guts out and passing out in the bed then you’re a rapist. * 6. If she’s sleeping and you have sex with her you’re a rapist. * 7. If she’s unconscious and you ha...

This is a little long but well worth the read. Most everybody will appreciate this but mostly the current and former military guys and gals. The 213 Things…….. 1. Not allowed to watch Southpark when Imp supposed to be working. 2. My proper military title is “Specialist Schwarz” not “Princess Anastasia.” 3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic. 4. Not allowed to challenge anyone’s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair. 5. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants. 6. Not allowe...